Diana's Regal Robe 8147: Luxurious Purple Whisper for the Sophisticated Woman.
Right then, fancy a bit of alright? Behold, this magnificent… thing. Honestly, we're not entirely sure what it *is*, but it's a belter. Could be a paperweight for a particularly enthusiastic octopus, a conversation starter for time travellers, or simply the most interesting knick-knack you've ever clapped eyes on. One thing's for sure, it’s got more character than a Shakespearean actor, and probably more secrets too. Get it before it vanishes into thin air, or worse, becomes the property of a particularly discerning squirrel. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it. It's brilliant, innit?
£52.13
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